Cheeseburger In Paradise Beach

Cheeseburger In Paradise Beach
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Address 800-802 Front St, Lahaina, HI 96761
Nothing to see here, carry on. It's just a small nothing patch of sand that isn't pretty and smells.

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Look, let's be honest here. We have absolutely no idea what this beach is really called. None. Nada. Zip. Zilch.

So, for right now, we're just called it the Cheeseburger In Paradise Beach because it's right next to and right below Cheeseburger In Paradise Beach in Lahaina.

Maybe somebody will clue us in. Maybe we'll get bored and try to dig deeper into the mystery of this minuscule bit of sand. Or maybe we'll just keep calling it Cheeseburger In Paradise Beach.

You see, it almost doesn't matter because it's a basically just a steaming pile of beach. It has no real redeeming qualities and you have no reason what-so-ever to want to go here. Sure, I suppose it has an ocean view but you can do much better than that.

Why is it so bad? Well, it has no facilities, no parking, has lots of debris on the beach, has some ugly pipes leading to the water, and it tends to stink around these parts.

There is super easy access via some stairs on the east side of Cheeseburger In Paradise Beach if you don't believe me.